Spit in the bananas, strip naked and jump on top of the pile. Wallow for a while, and then offer to share. It’s their own fault if they’re too squeamish to say “thank you.”
WE don’t want bananas. We want mangoes! Preferably peeled and artfully presented…
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Spit in the bananas, strip naked and jump on top of the pile. Wallow for a while, and then offer to share. It’s their own fault if they’re too squeamish to say “thank you.”
WE don’t want bananas. We want mangoes! Preferably peeled and artfully presented…